![]() All you’re trying to do is fuck each other up the ass. The idea is that you’re all dicks with butts and a pair of balls. It’s just a fun little mini-game that lets you duke it out against up to 7 other players, either from the comfort of your couch or over the internet. This mode has nothing to do with the John chronicles. But that’s just like real life, isn’t it? Especially if you work in corporate.Įven though Genital Jousting comes with the epic saga of John, the named penis, it’s actually more famous for the multiplayer mode. Yes, everyone’s a dick, and they’re all pretty much out to fuck you in the ass, headfirst. So the game’s actually perfectly innocent. I review pussy for a living, and I never thought I’d have to face a question that’s this confusing or this sexual. Why would butted penises need vibrators? That I do not know. You play as John, a penis who works in corporate at a company that seemingly produces dildos and vibrators, among other things. The jokes are funny, and the gameplay is entertaining, but the whole thing is made ridiculous by the fact that every character in this game is a penis with balls and an asshole.Īgain, no, I’m not having a stroke this is literally what the game is about. ![]() ![]() It’s a sort of casual indie game in which you solve some basic puzzles while a narrator throws jokes your way. It is not a sexy game, by any means, even though it flat out shows dicks going in and out of assholes. ![]() I’m literally describing the premise behind Genital Jousting. This dick happens to be named John, and he’s looking for a date for his high school reunion. Ironically, when I’m not playing with my dick, I appear to be playing with someone else’s dick. All the fap-worthy games leave my dick blue in the face and leave me with some chuckles. There's more background on Free Lives' blog, but the joy of Genital Jousting is that, even if you're not especially interested in its underlying message, you still get to be a wang in a dress, play a bunch of silly penis-themed mini-games, and politely penetrate your friends.Īnd if that tickles your fancy, you can grab it for $6.99 USD / £5.19 on Steam.It’s nice to take a break once in a while. In the early days of the project, we were highly motivated by the fact that Genital Jousting gave us a vehicle to have those discussions amongst ourselves." These are also the kinds of conversations we want to have with our friends, but as men, we've been socialized not to. "How do you feel about penises touching each other? Why do you feel that way? What about anal pleasure? These are the kinds of questions we hope the game can elicit. "We have feelings to explore, and things to say, and by wrapping them in a big joke, we're hoping to sneak some of our ideas past the watchful gaze of unsuspecting cis-het dudes." It's a comedy game, and a lot of the design is simply informed by what we think is funny, ridiculous or gross But we like to think of the game as a trojan horse - a way to deliver a sex positive message to an audience that might never get to hear it otherwise. As it explains in its developer blog, "Genital Jousting is undoubtedly a joke. This fully-narrated escapade recounts the touching journey of John, a penis in search of a date for his high school reunion.Īs extraordinarily juvenile (and, yes, funny) as Genital Jousting frequently is, Free Lives readily admits that it designed the game in part to perhaps foster discussion around more serious issues. ![]() Somewhere along the way though, Genital Jousting gained a special romance mode for two players - in which potential soulmates can gently woo each other while picking roses, slurping spaghetti, bowling, and engaging in other seductive, sensuous activities - plus an honest-to-goodness story mode. Here, up to eight human-controlled wangs can battle it out across a surprisingly diverse range of maps and mini-games (with names like Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up) for ultimate sausage supremacy, usually by frantically attempting to consensually penetrate their peers. Last time I spent a few happy hours Genital Jousting, the focus was undoubtedly on its hilariously raucous Classic and Party modes. Genital Jousting, developer Free Lives' delightfully puerile multiplayer cock-'em-up, has finally released on PC after 14 months in Early Access development.įor those unfamiliar with Genital Jousting, it's described as an "online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses". ![]()
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